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Forty five and a scoundrel. I am a man lacking in backbone, in courage. I sit, and wait, and grow old and ineffectual, discreditable, worn, cynical, careless. No longer seeking mind expansion, I seek mind contraction. No longer seeking stimulation , I seek sedation. Glory be to the Father the Son and the Holy Ghost. As it was in the begining so shall it ever be, world without end, Amen. Quod erat demonstratum, in nomine patri fili et spiritu sancti. IN HOC SIGNO VINCES. IN NOMINE DOMINI.